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Skvernelio garbės žodis
Seimas dar ne vieno rimto klausymo neissprende,o jau atostogauja ir as nekarta
esu sakes,kad Skvernelis nieko gero nenudirbs,nebuvo geros Vyriausybes ir cia
jau pasirode,kad nera Vyriausybes.
Ar labai susitrenkei? Nors ką ten susitrenkti... Smegenų ne kažin ką
Remyga, tau jau tikriausiai p......a.
Matai Remyga atėjai kada į prota pavėluotai bet jau supranti ką reiškia skvernelis išpūstakis vagis ,aferistas Nausėda ilgas ir bukas 0 ir eilė socbebrų aš manau tu jiuos pažįsti teip remyga tie parazitai Lietuva pavertė utėlynu o be šito hlamo ankščiau gyvenom neblogai.
Nemuno pugžlys nori tapti banginiu.
Vienas vertas kito, tik neaišku , kuris didesnis niekšas
Skvernelis mentas, ko noreti. Mentas ir Afrikoje mentas. Keliuka sau isiasfaltavo, pavoge Remigijaus posta!!! Istraukos is "proto" komentaru.
Skvernelis, budamas genkomisaru, o veliau VR ministru, ne syki drasiai, kaip dera generolui, soko i akis paciai Grybauskaitei, kuri pati uzsieme vien kumsciu dauzymu i stala ir valstybes zmoniu zeminimu(anglu kalbos, patycinius egzus primenu). Skvernelis gyne savo pavaldinius kaip uola, ko nedare nei vienas genkomisaras ar VR ministras. Taigi kvaili Kristaus reinkarnacijos(pagal Astiju) priekaistai Sauliui, net kaltinimai, neturi nieko bendro su tiesa. Tai kietas, stiprus ir sumanus, drasus vyras. Beje, kuris net sirgdamas agresyviu kraujo veziu, nepaliko premjero posto ir gana gerai laviravo salies ukio laiva.
@Kestutis Bet juk šitas atsakingas už elektros sektoriaus liberalizaciją. Ar aš klistu? Vadinasi, nėra už ką jį garbinti, veikiau atvirkščiai.
faina, taip ir bus. Kažkaip keliaklūpsčiautojų atsirado daug, įskaitant ir Prezidentą.
Ponas Remigijau, pakentėkite, atlikite tuos auditus. Tai mūsų lūkesčiai.
@Viltis Nusivilsi. Labai nusivilsi. O ir auditus ne sis tarskalas skiria:DDD. Tave durninti, jis gali, protingesni zino ka reiskia auditas ir kokia jo kaina. Nepasitvirtinus naivioms viltims, kas uzmokes uz tuscio kibiro barskejima?
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